I just saw Ridley Scott’s The Counselor, and watched a death scene that rivaled one that has haunted me since I was a child. In Never Give an Inch, Paul Newman’s friend is trapped by a log as the waters rise, and they try to move it. At first, they’re joking around. At the end, Paul is blowing air into his friend’s mouth with a straw. Oh, the horror. But in Prometheus, Mr. Scott has his pregnant protagonist perform her own caesarian. What did I expect? So watch The Counselor with gritted teeth and more than an ounce of amazement. For such a talky film, interjected with Breaking Bad-like Cartel nastiness, I was mesmerized. But let’s talk about Cameron Diaz, looking oh so hard at 41, (not to mention, making love to a car), and Penelope Cruz, looking gorgeous at 39. If Penelope has had work, I choose her surgeon. But Cameron needed a Geo Palette color and cut, to soften her hardness and take ten years off her age. Her body was fine. But Penelope had a softness, a femininity, a dewiness that dazzled. Yes, she was portrayed as the good girl. But she had good hair as well. So Cameron, we love you. But get the Geo Palette Color System. You will not regret it. www.geopalette.com. Call Bewitched Salon for a Geo Palette consultation. Trump Cameron until she gets around to it.
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Cameron Diaz: Could the Geo Palette save her?
Breaking Bad: the Geo Palette
Hooked on Breaking Bad? You know the feeling of awe and wonder at the writing, acting, and cinematography. We love the two minute snippet that pulls us into each episode, starting with an image that pulses through the show, whether it’s a stuffed animal’s eye, a trickle of blood in blue water, or a pair of broken spectacles. We love Jessie. Walter White? Not so much.
Speaking of Breaking Bad…the Geo Palette Hair System is fabulous at breaking bad habits like stripey highlights, a dull finish, the same old ashy blond, or a carroty red look. Break into great color with the most revolutionary new color system to hit the hair industry. The Geo Palette, by George Mennella, a bad-ass master colorist and inventor, will excite and intrigue! Google it. Get it. Blondes, brunettes, and redheads! Your image will thank you. -JC
Batchelorette vs. Bitchelorette: Desiree’s downfall
Every Monday, my daughter, niece, sister and I indulge in our guilty pleasure, watching the Bachelorette. As I watched Desiree tell Brooks, “I love you,” after he had just confessed that he wasn’t madly in love with her, I thought, “Whaaaaa?” Why give him the satisfaction?
And as the two of them hugged and cried, and cried and hugged, and she said, “Don’t,” when he said he was sorry, I thought, “Do bitches have more fun?” And when Brooks told her that he didn’t miss her enough when he was away, shouldn’t Des have said, “There’s the door. I won’t miss you either.”?” Brooks confessed that love is heightened by a smidgeon of pain, no? Watching them gave us plenty of it!
Do bitches have more fun? Blondes do, when they get Geo Palette color, fabulous hair color that surpasses the traditional highlight. Brunettes do, with a richness and subtlety that is unrivaled. Redheads love the Geo Palette, with spice and aubergine and crimson blends. Dimension and shine. What more do we need for a rich life, besides money?
Desiree: come and get the Geo Palette. There are other better boys out there that will run towards you, not away.
(But he is cute, isn’t he?)
The Geo Palette. Hair as living art. Call 516 374-1490 or google us. -JC
The Solution to a Woman Sweating…
I am feeling sorry for myself, propped in front of a fan that isn’t giving me relief. Too hot to clean. Too hot to do yard work. My car is out of commission.
My friends know that I never sweat. I am sweating.
So I get a ride to the mall. I don’t like malls much, but it will do. I have a cool drink at Starbucks while I wait for a pedicure. The area smells….air conditioned. And when I am greeted by my Korean manicurist, in all my white russian paleness with my patina of, well, perspiration, what does she say?
“I love your hair color.” Damn. That’s the Geo Palette Hair System. Great color, even when you’re in a sweat. I guess it should have put me in a good mood sooner. -JC
Colorists: go to www.geopalette.com for info about the system, and soon to be available starter kits so that you can learn the best new color system available to the hairdressing industry. Your clients will love it, and so will you. Or call 516 374-490 for an appointment in Woodmere, NY to get the Geo Palette. No sweat. Just gorgeous.
Transform your hair color from DANDELION to ROSE with the Geo Palette
Now that our gardens are blooming again, let me plant an idea in your head about fabulous hair color that will make your own unique beauty blossom. What am I talking about? Take your hair color from ragweed to roses—and try our new Geo Palette Hair System for hues that surpass conventional techniques with their multi-dimensional color and shine.
We’re taking the Geo Palette Hair System to Los Angeles, CA, on June 8th and 9th! Colorists, visit us at the Energizing Summit (the Marriott LAX), the premier coloring convention, for Geo Palette info and kit-buying. Or look for us at Blush Salon and Spa in WoodlandHills, California on June 11th…contact [email protected] for a seat! You will love it, and so will your clients.
www.geopalette.com or call us at 516 374-1490 for an appointment with a garden of gorgeous hair color!
Geo Palette Hair Color: does art imitate life?
I was washing a handful of blueberries for breakfast (in an attempt to beat back memory loss), and I was struck by the beauty of it: the cool water, the deep blue of my hasty manicure blending with the hue of the blueberry. My morning thrill.
Let’s face it. Living in the moment is the best way to keep the vagaries of life at bay…and just for a few moments, I drank in the sight of my simple masterpiece.
The Geo Palette will paint your hair like art imitating nature. It can be as natural as the sunshine, or it can become a Fauvist painting, a Futuristic dabble, even an Impressionistic gem. Hair as art, imitating nature. Call us today at 516 374-1490 for your own personalized hair art at Bewitched Salon in Woodmere…you will love it.
Or check out our website at www.geopalette.com to view our gallery of “hair as living art”. -JC
Does your hair color have a HANGOVER?
Have you ever visited your hair salon, asked for brand new color, and gone home and cried? Tequila doesn’t help. An attack of blindness might…but your friends will let you know that your color sucks, won’t they? And bad color in daylight spells disaster.
Try something new for spring: the Geo Palette Hair System. It’s fabulous color that lasts longer than a highlight, is kind to the environment, creates multi-dimension in your hair, and won’t give you a hangover! Daylight is your friend, and so is the mirror.
Geo Palette color: a cure for hair hangover. The only drink you’ll need is to celebrate! Call 516 374-1490 for an appointment with one of our Geo Palette Colorists.
Celebrate spring at Bewitched in Woodmere, NY with a hair transformation! Check out www.geopalette.com for more information. One marguerita and fabulous color? Perfect. -JC
And the Oscar for hair color goes to: The Geo Palette!
I didn’t mind Seth as much as many FB people did. As one approving viewer said, “The Oscars is turning into a Family Guy episode…that’s GREAT! And didn’t Seth sing well?
Hair was mostly old Hollywood, long waves that framed the face or that sweet sloppy look that looks homemade but isn’t.
The only bun I didn’t like was Kristin Chenweth, who was dwarfed by everyone until she sang. Her voice said, “I’m huge,” and her neck said, “Hide me next time.”
Hair color didn’t stand out, except perhaps for Jessica Chastain’s, whose red lips saved a dress that was the same color as her skin.
Extreme thinness ruled. Check out the movies of the thirties and forties for meatier beauty.
For meatier hair beauty, I suggest you get a Geo Palette….multi-dimensional, vibrant, gorgeous color that would have been crowned by an Oscar, every time.
www.geopalette.com, or call 516 374-1490 for an appointment at Bewitched. If your hair salon doesn’t use the Geo Palette, send your colorist to us. It’s award-winning, and you will be, too. -JC
Get naked! But color your hair…
Nudity. Is it bad? Airbrushing. Is it fair? Back in 1814, Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres painted La Grande Odalisque, a romanticized nude inspired by the Orient. He elongated the model’s back and torso to fit his image of the ideal female form. Critics said that she looked boneless. Ingres could have cared less, and his own vision of beauty reigned.
Does nakedness equal vulnerability? Maybe if someone surprises you in the buff. Naked hair, however, devoid of color and richness and shine, is not a pretty sight. We suggest you fix it fast!
Color your life with the Geo Palette Hair System…multi-dimensional hues that will enhance your life AND your hair. You won’t feel vulnerable. You will feel wonderful.
Be the next Grande Odalisque…your hair will reign supreme.
www.geopalette.com or call Bewitched Salon in Woodmere for an appointment to get the art of hair color.
516 374-1490 -JC
VIRGIN ALERT!
Back in the fifties, we guarded our virginity. It was our honor. Back in the sixties, we gave it away. It was a hindrance.
Then came Monica Lewinsky and President Bill Clinton, and we got all confused. What was virginity, after all?
Today, it’s tossed in the air like a tennis ball, back and forth, with sexting, cyberbullying, and posting pics without your knowledge. It’s still a shrine, for a small few, but has lost its luster in a world of sexual internet images.
Now a hair color virgin is something else.
Lose your virginity at Bewi’s in Woodmere! Go from mousy brown to lustrous mahogany, dull wheat to sweet honey, flat red to rich aubergine. Nothing could be easier, and your ethics won’t be compromised.
No regrets, virgins. Get revolutionary color with the Geo Palette System. www.geopalette.com or call 516 374-1490, at Bewi’s in Woodmere, NY, for the adventure of a lifetime. Your parents won’t mind, and if it’s posted online, your reputation won’t be ruined. -JC