Bewitched Salon in Woodmere, NY, flagship salon for the revolutionary new color system, the Geo Palette, has hopped on board theAbercrombie & Fitch train. We are paying The Situation, Jersey Shore star Michael Sorentino, an undisclosed amount of money NOT to get the Geo Palette.

Our clients have requested that we remove ourselves from unsavory elements that fib, shmush with a different girl every night, and don’t study any Italian despite a six week trip there.

Not to mention that he makes millions of dollars giving young people a terrible message: that being famous for doing nothing is living well.

Okay, we’re not giving him anything.

But we at Bewitched invite you to try our Geo Palette Color System. The results are superior to the foil/highlight, and your color will never look better. J Woww, Snookie, Sami, and Dena, are you listening?

www.geopalette.com or call us at 516 374-1490 to schedule an appointment. And yes, some of us love watching the Jersey Shore. We just don’t want to live it. -JC