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Ashley, our latest bachelorette, needs to explore her low self esteem.  We witness Bentley telling us, “I’m going to make Ashley cry tonight,” and he does. He wishes she was Emily, the winning blond from last season, confirming Ashley’s own fears.

“She’s not my type,” he tells the camera. Flash forward to Ashley after Bentley goes home, leaving behind his famous dot dot dot…”you never know” torturing her well into the next episode. A wreck under a blanket.

“He’s just not that into you?” doesn’t register. She hasn’t read the book, or seen the movie, or examined the evidence, for that matter. She “feels a connection,” and has Bentley the villain, invited back so that she can torture herself (and us) some more.

Ashley had a makeover, and she looks great. But the makeover has to start from within, doesn’t it? Perhaps the Geo Palette Color System would have given her that boost, that edge, that zap of self confidence so that she could truly kick Bentley from Seattle to the curb (with enthusiasm.) Or maybe, a good shrink should follow her fabulous hair color.

Get the Geo Palette. You won’t be a pushover, a door mat, or a whining baby. You’ll be gorgeous, and everyone will know it. Make an appointment at Bewitched: 516 374-1490

Go to geopalette on youtube for videos, or stop in at 956 Broadway, Fresh Meadow, NY to watch our slides of the Geo Palette Color System.  www.geopalette.com

I hope being broke doesn’t shorten my life. And I hope it’s only temporary. I turn down dinner with friends for the same reason…who wants to hear about my money gripes? I can only talk about reality televison or the burglaries in my area or relationships for so long. A glass of wine is good…but that eight dollars might better be saved for gas…guzzle the liquor or have my car guzzle the gas?

Or, would I rather get a shirt, or go out  to eat?

Which brings us to my favorite E.M. Forster line from Howard’s End…”Only connect.”

Should I connect with a person or an article of clothing?

Life is about making choices.

So save your pennies and get the Geo Palette at Bewitched Salon for gorgeous color. It lasts for months, you’ll get tons of compliments, bagels and coffee on Fridays and Saturdays, and “thank you” discounts for our valued clients…buy a card for $400 and get $550, $600 and you’ll get $900 of services.

Do the math, and come on in for a fresh spring look. Shopping therapy that resonates for months.  -JC

516 374-1490 for an appointment.

A friend of mine was told by her daughter that she gave off negative energy, and was hard to be around. Just in time for the birth of her first grandchild. My friend was bereft, rejected by her own child.

Hmmm. I told her that when I was thirty years old and divorced from the man that my mother encouraged me to marry, I didn’t talk to her for over a year. My mother’s power made me furious. When she called me crying, I spoke briefly and hung up quickly. I dismissed her ruthlessly.

Fast forward four years. I’m in the hospital giving birth to my first baby. I stand up and faint, and the nurse tells me that when I gained consciousness, I was calling for my mother.

She was the best grandmother in the world.

So mothers and daughters that love and reject each other, your blood line is strong, irrevocable, and as red as a valentine heart.

And for Valentine’s Day pampering, get some gorgeous color with the Geo Palette Hair System at our flagship salon, Bewitched Salon, here in Woodmere, NY, also available at certified salons in Woodmere, Islip, and Tampa, Florida. Hearts will turn. Flowers will arrive. Chocolate will be given. You will never look better. Call 516 374-1490 for an appointment. Stop by and inquire, or watch the Geo Palette in action. Or check out our website, www.geopalette.com for a look. – JC

Okay, I’m thankful that I’m alive, that I’m still reasonably attractive, that I’m not depressed, and that I have love in my life.

So why am I always complaining?
Sure, money is tight, my kitchen has a hole in the ceiling, I’m going gray more quickly than ever, and I’m not as flexible.

But I love wearing my high heeled shoes, strutting my stuff, seeing a great movie, watching the leaves change, buying my favorite cookie from the pastry shiop and savoring it over a good cup of coffee.

So shut the hell up, me.

By the way…speaking of gray, for gorgeous color, come to Bewitched Salon in Woodmere, NY and get the revolutionary Geo Palette. Call us for an appointment at 516 374-1490 for the most cutting edge color in the world. Go to www.geopalette.com and view our results.

Come and see us. I promise you’ll be forever thankful, and you won’t hear a single complaint from me. By the way. Happy Thanksgiving to all. And I’ve cheated…the attached photo is not me, it’s my daughter. If she’s the apple and I’m the tree, I give thanks.

In many species, there is a relationship between coat color and behavior. Let’s take the fox, for example. Studies show that the red fox, in proximity to the human being, is shyest at approaching. The silver fox will come closer. and the amber colored fox will venture as close as a foot!  Color affects behavior in deer, cats, dogs, mink, and rats as well!
In our world, we can choose our own special hair color. Does the blonde get more attention, and really have more fun? Does the brunette have more marriage proposals, because she seems more conventional? Does the redhead have a temper to match her hair color?
Here at Bewitched Salon, we help you design your own color… dazzling hues to match the pigment of your eyes and skin.
Blondes will bedazzle.
Redheads will glow.
Brunettes will shatter the conventional bubble.
Our only guarantee is tons of compliments. Whether you party, go to the library, shop, or misbehave, it’s really up to you. But your color will be fabulous!
Go to www.geopalette.com to see our revolutionary system. Or visit us at:
956 Broadway
Woodmere, NY 11598
516 374-1490
You’ll love what we do to you!

Unfortunately, a new poll has come out reporting that the unemployed spouse will cheat on his partner four to five times more than someone with a job. We know his ego is shot to smithereens.
And that it’s hard to resurrect his injured manhood by cleaning the house, or gardening, or playing video games.
On the flip side, there is more bad news. The husband earning significantly more money than his wife is also more likely to cheat.
Here’s the deal, says the poll. In the most successful partnerships, the wife earns seventy percent of the husband’s salary. It doesn’t sound fair to us!
We suggest a few things. The partner should help her significant other look fast and hard for a job. Keep him busy. Don’t let idle friends keep him company. Pray.
But living well is the best revenge. She should come to Bewitched Salon for a Geo Palette cut and color, unlike any other in the world. Revolutionary. Liberating. Fabulous. And her confidence will be boosted one hundred percent.
www.geopalette.com
Or call us at Bewitched Salon to schedule four to five times more compliments after getting Palette color. Check out the website for our client’s glowing reviews!