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I loved the Hunger Games. But when it comes to the Hair Games, and the fight to the finish, the Geo Palette Hair System is victorious.  Forget your traditional stripey highlights, fat or thin. Try the Geo Palette for the color of your life: multi-dimensional, three or more tonalities, no foils that dull the hair, and re-usable sections that are kind to the earth. A fight to the finished hair!

Call 516 374-1490 for an appointment to try the best color on the planet. No bloodshed, and no starving to death.  Geo Palette Color….Hair Victorious! -JC

Okay, I’m immersed in the first book of mommy porn, Fifty Shades of Grey, aka Twilight with Lots of Kinky Sex.
Hello bondage, panting, pounding,ragged breathing, lip biting, gasping, dominants and submissives.
Are you ready for it? Pant for your Geo Palette color, beg for it, delight in it, surrender to it, savour it, lose yourself in it, simply by calling, so longingly, 516 374-1490 to schedule an appointment for color that surpasses the traditional highlight in tonality, shine, and total ecstacy at its’ results.
Fifty Shades of Grey? A fun read. The best hair color ever? Irresistible. -JC

The Hobbit Pub is in trouble. It seems that the pub in Southampton, England excites JRR Tolkien fans but is being sued by producers of the upcoming prequel, The Hobbit, for copyrite infringement.
The Gandalf drink is in trouble, too. We hear it packs a huge Lord of the Ring punch.
Gandalf, however, is a wizard, we know, and recommends to all the Geo Palette Color System, a revolutionary new system for coloring hair that is kind to the environment and trumps the traditional highlight with its’ fabulous results.
Get the Geo Palette. Lord of All Hair Color, and Gandalf the Grey would approve.
Call 516 374-1490 to get an appointment. Bilbo Baggins has been here already, eating a bagel. -JC

My doctor prescribed a large dose of vitamin D for my vitamin D depleted body.
“Two hundred dollars,” announced the pharmacist.
I ripped up the prescription and left.
My dermatologist told me to take a walk in the sun…put on a little sunscreen and enjoy nature for free. And that’s what I did.
To enjoy the best color on the planet, get the Geo Palette…four or five tonalities, multi-dimensional, kind to the environment, and fewer touch-ups between. Run, do not walk, to the Geo Palette certified salon of your choice, and get some vitamin D while you’re at it.
www.geopalette.com or call Bewitched Salon at (516) 374-1490 to get off-the-chart color. -JC

I went to a wake this morning, immersed in sadness and a loving family, and read the banners on the church walls.
On one side, the banner read: fast from discontent, anger, bitterness, self-concern, despair, guilt, suspicion, and laziness.
On the other, it read: feast on gratitude, forgiveness, compassion, hope, committment, truth and patience.
Good advice for all, I thought. So lose your discontent with your current hair color. Feast on gratitude for the Geo Palette. Forgive your hairdresser and have them train in the Geo Palette. Lose your bitterness with stripey highlights, and commit to the Geo Palette, just once. Don’t despair. Don’t feel guilty about leaving your hairdresser. It’s time for him to stop being lazy, and face the truth. Geo Palette hair color is the best hair color in the world. Be patient. Get an appointment. Feast on the gratitude of great hair!
-JC
Call 5216 374-1490 for an appointment at Bewitched Salon for a Geo Palette by George, MariaLisa, Nikki, or Fernando!

A friend of mine got a small box of chocolate with a choo-choo train on it that said, “Choo choo choose me!” It put a big smile on her face that said, “It’s the little things that count,” even if the tiny box had two pieces of chocolate in it.
We live in a material world, where the best phone, the best pocketbook, the best jeans reign supreme. Putting a smile on your face with two pieces of chocolate? Priceless.
For fabulous hair color, get the Geo Palette, revolutionary color only at geo palette certified salons. Color that far surpasses the highlight with its’ brilliant results, fewer touchups in between, and a green system to boot. Priceless…
Choo choo choose the Geo Palette for the best hair color in the world.
Call 516 374-1490 for an appointment to get color that makes you smile. No calories involved. -JC

I truly enjoyed Madonna’s film, W.E., about Edward VIII’s abdication of the British throne for the twice divorced American, Wallis Simpson. It insinuates that the romance of the century may have become a prison for the two lovers, exiled from England, a floating parody of true love.
But it engrossed me, and I loved the fashion…gorgeous costumes, fabulous jewelry, much of it real, and some created by the great fashion houses just for the movie.
Actor James D’Arcy’s Edward adored Wallis, played beautifully by Andrea Riseborough. He gave up the throne for her, and opposed the will of the Royal Family and Parliament. Did love conquer all? It’s doubtful, but we may never know.
Get some gumption like Edward, and give up your hairdresser for the sake of your hair if he or she won’t learn the Geo Palette Hair System. Be passionate., and go for the glory. You are worth it. And the Queen of England won’t give a damn.
www.geopalette.com, call us at 516 374-1490 at Bewitched Salon for an appointment with destiny, or have your stylist become certified in the Geo Palette Hair System. Much simpler than giving up the throne. -JC

Madonna cut her own daughter, whose dream to become an actress will have to wait a little bit, from her own film, W.E. Ruthless for the sake of art? That’s how I see it.
Lourdes, with her own line of clothing, will get over it, don’t you think?
Be ruthless for the sake of your hair. Fire your hairdresser unless she becomes certified in the Geo Palette Color System…color that surpasses highlights with simply gorgeous results! Environmentally sound, no dulling finish with aluminum foils, and longer lasting color than any conventional methods. See www.geopalette.com or make an appointment to look beautiful by calling 516 374-1490 for Bewitched Salon in Woodmere, NY.  Salons are being certified now…make yours one of them, or cut them, like Madonna. Be ruthless. Look fabulous! -JC

Courtney on The Bachelor, the model from Arizona who manipulates her way into Ben Flajnik’s arms, is determined to win. Convincing the ambivalent bachelor to skinny dip in the ocean, she practically fist pumps in delight. “Winning!” is her slogan, grimacing is her style.

For a better version of “winning”, get your hair colored using the Geo Palette Color System. Glorious color that surpasses the highlight in every way, enviromentally “green”, and you will never look better.

The Geo Palette. Winning color, audition-ready. Go to www.GeoPalette.com to see some of our results. You could even win The Bachelor! Just remember not to make all those funny faces.

Or call us at 516 374-1490 for an appointment at a Geo Palette certified Salon. -JC

The debate between the Geo Palette Color System and the traditional highlight has ended. Geo Palette strode on stage wearing his trademark black leather hat and addressed throngs of colorists in the Oval Office…Yes, the Geo Palette Color System has won!
Promising to deliver the finest color on the planet, applause was huge as he demonstrated that Geo Palette color far surpasses the highlight with its incomparable gorgeous results.
In a poll taken, only one sole person preferred the highlight to the Geo Palette. When asked why, she answered, “I miss the drips.”
Call 516 374-1490 to schedule an appointment for fabulous color. Visit Bewitched Salon in Woodmere, NY, Karisma in Tampa, Fla, Beehive Islip, or C3. Have your colorist become certified by contacting us at our website www.geopalette.com. -JC