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When I get mad, a colleague of mine says I remind her of the Countess. “Go back to your cabinet, witch,” comes to mind, a remark the Countess recently sent straight to Alex McCord’s heart on their Moroccan trip.  Okay, I admit that I’m prone to giving a quick jab myself, and sailing out the door.

Ramona recently became a basket case, unable to spar with the loud and louder Jill, and reduced to sobs while moaning, “She’s not listening to me,” over and over. Not my kind of sparring.

Sonya gets nuttier and nuttier, and tends to follow in the Countess’s footsteps, waving a hand dismissively, and fluttering off.

Kelly hates any confrontation at all, calling Alex’s anger “inauthentic” several times in a row, interspersed with “STOP! STOP!” Alex is reduced to looked bug-eyed, reminding us of Ramona’s famous runway walk.

If Jill rants, Cindy sulks. “These women are nuts!” she exclaimed the other day. You joined them, baby.

Come to Bewitched Salon for anger management by coloring your hair with the Geo Palette, our fabulous new system for coloring hair! We have vibrant reds that surpass Jill’s color, soft diffused blonds that would benefit Alex’s new modeling career, a range of color that would enhance Kelly’s image, rich classy browns that the Countess would adore. And you’ll leave ecstatic.

516 374-1490 for an appointment at Bewitched, 956 Broadway, Fresh Meadows, NY, or call our Geo Palette certified salons, Bewitched in Woodmere, C3 in Port Washington, Karisma in Tampa, or Beehive Islip. www.geopalette.com or watch our videos on Youtube at geopalette.

-JC

Okay, maybe not idiots. But when I watch the reality shows like Real Housewives of Atlanta or Beverly Hills, where mistresses who can’t sing have hit records, or ladies who haven’t worked a day in their lives expect huge settlements from ex-husbands, or gorgeous women with four children want a fifth to fill their prosperous lives…well, it irks me.

Because some days, I don’t feel entitled to a tee-shirt from Forever 21.

And when I buy it anyway, the guilt gets me in the middle of the night.

So why do others feel as though they deserve the wealth, the plastic surgery, the jewels and the parties?

Did their fathers love them more than mine?

Were they treated like princesses the day they were born?

We may never know. But treat your hair royally with revolutionary hair color, the Geo Palette…riches for

the holidays that will follow you into the winter months, that will garner a bounty of compliments!

You’re entitled. And so am I.  JC

Go to www.geopalette.com to see our results.

Call 516 374-1490 for an appointment at Bewitched Salon, Fresh Meadows, Ny.

The Geo Palette is also available at certified salons:

Bewitched Salon in Woodmere, NY,

Beehive Salon in Islip and Brooklyn,

Karisma Salon in Tampa, Fla.