A friend recently told me that she no longer goes on Facebook, because everyone’s having more fun in life than she is. As Ovid said, “Envy aims high.”
Attending the Emiliani show in Atlantic City, I watched thousands of hairdressers stagger in nine inch heels and matching nine inch dresses with great interest. Some of them had exquisite color. A nod to their colorist’s skills. But a host of them had stripey highlights, seventy-six trombones worth. (Read: extremely brassy.)
If only they would check out the Geo Palette Hair System! Yes, they will envy the color. But they can get their creative juices going, and learn to deliver rich, dimensional color, with no stripes or bands. (Then they can color each other, pronto.) Salons are becoming certified in this remarkable color system. Aim high, for the very best, and go to our website at www.geopalette.com for enviable color. -JC

Call 516 374-1490 for an appointment now. Ovid would approve.

I got a call from a tanning salon, inquiring about her blond clients. It seems that their hair color, ranging in tonality from wheat to honey to white-yellow, is superb. Where did they get their color done, and why did it look so different?
I explained that the difference was the Geo Palette…multi-dimensional color in several tonalities using the Geo Palette color system applied by Geo Palette artists. Maria Lisa at Bewitched Salon gave her blondes that certain something…resulting in superb color. The inventor, George Mennella, continued to perfect the art of the Geo Palette. Exquisite color that your local tanning salon will notice, tan or no tan. -JC
PS Call 516 374-1490 for an appointment with the best color on the planet!

I loved the Hunger Games. But when it comes to the Hair Games, and the fight to the finish, the Geo Palette Hair System is victorious.  Forget your traditional stripey highlights, fat or thin. Try the Geo Palette for the color of your life: multi-dimensional, three or more tonalities, no foils that dull the hair, and re-usable sections that are kind to the earth. A fight to the finished hair!

I loved the Hunger Games. But when it comes to the Hair Games, and the fight to the finish, the Geo Palette Hair System is victorious.  Forget your traditional stripey highlights, fat or thin. Try the Geo Palette for the color of your life: multi-dimensional, three or more tonalities, no foils that dull the hair, and re-usable sections that are kind to the earth. A fight to the finished hair!

Call 516 374-1490 for an appointment to try the best color on the planet. No bloodshed, and no starving to death.  Geo Palette Color….Hair Victorious! -JC

Okay, I’m immersed in the first book of mommy porn, Fifty Shades of Grey, aka Twilight with Lots of Kinky Sex.
Hello bondage, panting, pounding,ragged breathing, lip biting, gasping, dominants and submissives.
Are you ready for it? Pant for your Geo Palette color, beg for it, delight in it, surrender to it, savour it, lose yourself in it, simply by calling, so longingly, 516 374-1490 to schedule an appointment for color that surpasses the traditional highlight in tonality, shine, and total ecstacy at its’ results.
Fifty Shades of Grey? A fun read. The best hair color ever? Irresistible. -JC

The Hobbit Pub is in trouble. It seems that the pub in Southampton, England excites JRR Tolkien fans but is being sued by producers of the upcoming prequel, The Hobbit, for copyrite infringement.
The Gandalf drink is in trouble, too. We hear it packs a huge Lord of the Ring punch.
Gandalf, however, is a wizard, we know, and recommends to all the Geo Palette Color System, a revolutionary new system for coloring hair that is kind to the environment and trumps the traditional highlight with its’ fabulous results.
Get the Geo Palette. Lord of All Hair Color, and Gandalf the Grey would approve.
Call 516 374-1490 to get an appointment. Bilbo Baggins has been here already, eating a bagel. -JC

My doctor prescribed a large dose of vitamin D for my vitamin D depleted body.
“Two hundred dollars,” announced the pharmacist.
I ripped up the prescription and left.
My dermatologist told me to take a walk in the sun…put on a little sunscreen and enjoy nature for free. And that’s what I did.
To enjoy the best color on the planet, get the Geo Palette…four or five tonalities, multi-dimensional, kind to the environment, and fewer touch-ups between. Run, do not walk, to the Geo Palette certified salon of your choice, and get some vitamin D while you’re at it.
www.geopalette.com or call Bewitched Salon at (516) 374-1490 to get off-the-chart color. -JC

I went to a wake this morning, immersed in sadness and a loving family, and read the banners on the church walls.
On one side, the banner read: fast from discontent, anger, bitterness, self-concern, despair, guilt, suspicion, and laziness.
On the other, it read: feast on gratitude, forgiveness, compassion, hope, committment, truth and patience.
Good advice for all, I thought. So lose your discontent with your current hair color. Feast on gratitude for the Geo Palette. Forgive your hairdresser and have them train in the Geo Palette. Lose your bitterness with stripey highlights, and commit to the Geo Palette, just once. Don’t despair. Don’t feel guilty about leaving your hairdresser. It’s time for him to stop being lazy, and face the truth. Geo Palette hair color is the best hair color in the world. Be patient. Get an appointment. Feast on the gratitude of great hair!
-JC
Call 5216 374-1490 for an appointment at Bewitched Salon for a Geo Palette by George, MariaLisa, Nikki, or Fernando!

A friend of mine got a small box of chocolate with a choo-choo train on it that said, “Choo choo choose me!” It put a big smile on her face that said, “It’s the little things that count,” even if the tiny box had two pieces of chocolate in it.
We live in a material world, where the best phone, the best pocketbook, the best jeans reign supreme. Putting a smile on your face with two pieces of chocolate? Priceless.
For fabulous hair color, get the Geo Palette, revolutionary color only at geo palette certified salons. Color that far surpasses the highlight with its’ brilliant results, fewer touchups in between, and a green system to boot. Priceless…
Choo choo choose the Geo Palette for the best hair color in the world.
Call 516 374-1490 for an appointment to get color that makes you smile. No calories involved. -JC

I truly enjoyed Madonna’s film, W.E., about Edward VIII’s abdication of the British throne for the twice divorced American, Wallis Simpson. It insinuates that the romance of the century may have become a prison for the two lovers, exiled from England, a floating parody of true love.
But it engrossed me, and I loved the fashion…gorgeous costumes, fabulous jewelry, much of it real, and some created by the great fashion houses just for the movie.
Actor James D’Arcy’s Edward adored Wallis, played beautifully by Andrea Riseborough. He gave up the throne for her, and opposed the will of the Royal Family and Parliament. Did love conquer all? It’s doubtful, but we may never know.
Get some gumption like Edward, and give up your hairdresser for the sake of your hair if he or she won’t learn the Geo Palette Hair System. Be passionate., and go for the glory. You are worth it. And the Queen of England won’t give a damn.
www.geopalette.com, call us at 516 374-1490 at Bewitched Salon for an appointment with destiny, or have your stylist become certified in the Geo Palette Hair System. Much simpler than giving up the throne. -JC