Category Archives: Jude at the Salon

Steven Tyler has lead a charmed life, full of highs and lows, talent and tenacity, addiction and depression.

He developed Hepatitis C and was misdiagnosed with a brain tumor. He had damage to his throat, and a foot disease (Morton’s neuroma) that left him crippled (and addicted to painkillers.)

Aerosmith threatened to fire him. His wife left him. His mother died. His children were terrified that he would die as well, his depression ran that deep.

But rehab worked, his soul was revived, and Steven’s supreme spirit emerged once again. American Idol anointed him one of America’s jewels, and he was back and more loved than ever.

“Hell-fire save matches, f…k a duck and see what hatches” is part of Tyler folklore. We adore him.

Here at Bewitched, we suggest a simpler solution to leaving your misery behind. Rehab is great, of course. But how about rehabilitating your hair with the revolutionary new color system called the Geo Palette?

Re-invent yourself without the drugs and the drama. They will storm you in the street with compliments, and you won’t fall off the stage.

www.geopalette.com

Watch George Mennella on FIOS1 this week, demonstrating the Geo Palette.

Look for us on Facebook at geo palette, or Youtube for videos.

Better yet, call us at 516 374-1490 and schedule an appointment for HAIR REHAB. Addiction of another kind.

When I was little, I watched a show called Queen for a Day. The contestant had to be impoverished, crippled, or caring for several sick family members. She was crowned Queen, and given gifts galore while the audience cheered and the Queen cried her eyes out. I was mesmerized by her transformation from misery to happiness.

Yesterday, millions came together for a royal wedding, with its’ fashion, hair, and tradition. We loved that two kisses were bestowed upon the bride. Thousands of future brides will copy Kate’s natural style, her elegant gown, and simple make-up. They will go on her French diet to shed pre-marital pounds. For one long day into the wee hours of the morning, the world celebrated.

Here at Bewitched, we want our clients to celebrate every day by recommending our revolutionary new color system called the Geo Palette. The color lasts longer and surpasses any conventional methods with its’ subtlety and brilliance.

Transform your hair from misery to happiness, and get used to the compliments with the Geo Palette. The world will follow.

Visit us at www.geopalette.com, or watch our videos on YouTube at Geo Palette. Then make an appointment for your transformation at Bewitched Salon in Woodmere, NY, Bewitched Salon in Woodmere, NY, Beehive Islip, C3 in Port Washington, NY, or Karisma in Tampa, Florida.

Call us at 516 374-1490 for Bewitched Salon, our flagship Geo Palette salon.

I hope being broke doesn’t shorten my life. And I hope it’s only temporary. I turn down dinner with friends for the same reason…who wants to hear about my money gripes? I can only talk about reality televison or the burglaries in my area or relationships for so long. A glass of wine is good…but that eight dollars might better be saved for gas…guzzle the liquor or have my car guzzle the gas?

Or, would I rather get a shirt, or go out  to eat?

Which brings us to my favorite E.M. Forster line from Howard’s End…”Only connect.”

Should I connect with a person or an article of clothing?

Life is about making choices.

So save your pennies and get the Geo Palette at Bewitched Salon for gorgeous color. It lasts for months, you’ll get tons of compliments, bagels and coffee on Fridays and Saturdays, and “thank you” discounts for our valued clients…buy a card for $400 and get $550, $600 and you’ll get $900 of services.

Do the math, and come on in for a fresh spring look. Shopping therapy that resonates for months.  -JC

516 374-1490 for an appointment.

Here at Bewitched, some of us love Charlie Sheen and some of us think a date with Dr. Drew is in order. I myself would love to watch him fight his demons on Celebrity Rehab…and survive.

A recovering addict predicted that Charlie’s spiraling lunacy  is cocaine withdrawal…fighting everyone, despising most, grandiose gestures and spitfire dialogue, tweeting out of control.

Public fascination with Charlie Sheen is at a high. We can’t seem to get enough of him.

For a SHEEN of another kind (okay, forgive me), or a HAIR INTERVENTION, get the Geo Palette…revolutionary hair color, brilliant OR subtle, for every client’s color needs. Addiction of another kind…to beauty.

Call us for an appointment at 516 374-1490.

Check out our Geo Palette Facebook page, or go to www.geopalette.com to see Palette Artists in action.

Get the Geo Palette: a color high without drugs. Compliments to follow.

Bewitched Salon 956 Broadway Fresh Meadows NY 11366

A new study reports that a man is more than twice as likely to continue dating a woman if she has cheated on him with another woman than if she has stepped out on him with another man.  Hmmm. Is he stupid? Because infidelity spells one thing: a crack, somewhere, in the relationship.

Apparently women are more upset by “emotional” betrayal, and men by “sexual” betrayal. So if a woman is sleeping with a woman, perhaps she’s playing out some fantasy in the male mind that is less threatening to his ego. Who knows?

Cheating on your hairdresser is another matter.  Recently, I met a lady who complimented my hair color and asked where I got it done. I told her that Bewitched is the flagship salon for the revolutionary Geo Palette Hair System…fabulous color that far surpasses the conventional methods. I love it.

So she cheated on her stylist, but loved her hair. Her solution? Lose the guilt of infidelity by telling her salon about the System, and asking them to get certified. A kind of three-way that pleases everyone if the salon can move past its’ ego and explore the creativity and beauty of fabulous new hair cutting and color.

Go to www.geopalette.com to see results.

Call 516 374-1490 for an appointment, or visit certified Geo Palette salons: Bewitched in Woodmere, NY, Karisma in Tampa, Fla, and Beehive Islip.

Get the Geo Palette. No marriage counseling necessary.

Coco Chanel saw the fishermen in Deauville, so the legend goes, and was enchanted by their striped boat-neck shirts made of soft  jersey.

She modernized women’s fashion, and gave them the little black dress, clusters of pearls, style and comfort.

Now stripes are back! Just not in your hair. If you leave your favorite salon with stripey highlights. go straight to Bewitched Salon for the revolutionary color system, the Geo Palette.

Get fabulous hair color and design, diffused, gorgeous, lustrous color that would have caught Coco’s eye.

Treat yourself for the holiday. Coco Chanel would approve.

JC

The Geo Palette is available at our flagship salon, Bewitched Salon. Call us at 516 374-1490 and see our results at www.geopalette.com
Also available at Geo Palette-certified salons: Bewitched in Woodmere, NY, Karisma in Tampa, Florida, and Beehive in Islip, NY and Brooklyn.

Okay, maybe not idiots. But when I watch the reality shows like Real Housewives of Atlanta or Beverly Hills, where mistresses who can’t sing have hit records, or ladies who haven’t worked a day in their lives expect huge settlements from ex-husbands, or gorgeous women with four children want a fifth to fill their prosperous lives…well, it irks me.

Because some days, I don’t feel entitled to a tee-shirt from Forever 21.

And when I buy it anyway, the guilt gets me in the middle of the night.

So why do others feel as though they deserve the wealth, the plastic surgery, the jewels and the parties?

Did their fathers love them more than mine?

Were they treated like princesses the day they were born?

We may never know. But treat your hair royally with revolutionary hair color, the Geo Palette…riches for

the holidays that will follow you into the winter months, that will garner a bounty of compliments!

You’re entitled. And so am I.  JC

Go to www.geopalette.com to see our results.

Call 516 374-1490 for an appointment at Bewitched Salon, Fresh Meadows, Ny.

The Geo Palette is also available at certified salons:

Bewitched Salon in Woodmere, NY,

Beehive Salon in Islip and Brooklyn,

Karisma Salon in Tampa, Fla.

We had to delete the unboxing post because a porn site got hold of it. Hey, to each his own, but here at Bewitched, we have a responsibility to beautify, enlighten, and un-box. As for your own private life, do whatever makes you happy, as long as no one is hurt. We’re big fans of chemistry.

The Geo Palette illuminates and unboxes the hair industry by coloring on geometric planes instead of vertically, culminating in hair color that is revolutionary. Come in and try it. You’ll be delighted and transformed!

We are.

www.geopalette.com    Get the Geo Palette at:

Bewitched Salon956 Broadway Woodmere, NY

The Beehive Salon, Islip and Brooklyn, NY

Karisma Salon, Tampa, Florida

Bewitched, Woodmere, NY

Here at Bewitched, we want to protect and beautify our clients. Recently, a lovely lady was scammed by a crying boy, her supposed grandson, on the telephone, imploring first his grandfather and then his grandmother, to wire him $3000 to get him out of a jam in Spain. “Don’t tell my parents,” he begged them.

And they didn’t. The young man gave grandma the phone number for the “Spanish Consulate”, except that it was a continuation of the scam. It seems that the consulate needed another $3000 for the “boy’s” trial and airfare home. Our client wired the money.

A sobbiing young man can render any no-nonsense person emotionally vulnerable. It can also hide the timbre of his real voice.

We told our client to forgive herself. No one had died. Only her ego and her pocket were damaged. She couldn’t fault herself for loving someone.

Here at Bewitched, the flagship salon for the Geo Palette, we’re here for you. We give out tissues, condolences, and tender loving care in the form of great hair color.

Go to www.geopalette.com to see our results.

Call us at 516 374-1490 to schedule an appointment.

Tissues and compliments are free, (and bagels on Fridays and Saturdays!)  JC

An attractive friend of mine told me a story about meeting a young woman in an elevator at a fancy club. Upon seeing my friend and her gal pal dressed in their finery, she said: “Fabulous fur, and in your forties!”

My friend, over sixty, was taken aback until she realized that anyone over, say, thirty-five, morphed into a time zone simply marked “older”. What was intended as flattery took on a whole other meaning…I am a young thing, and you are not in my world.

But here at Bewitched, we revel in being beautiful at every age. Come in for the Geo Palette, revolutionary hair color far surpassing the conventional highlight, or get a three-tiered transformation, rendering difficult hair silky and manageable for months. Our clients attest to the fact that once they are paletted, they never go back. And we have testimonials thanking us for the their new three-tiered gnarly hair freedom!

Go to www.geopalette.com for results, or call us at 516 374-1490 for an appointment.

Our motto: gorgeous, at every age. JC